Nay News Now: Emerson - Mommy's Nose is Scary! (Original)

People say funny things

So once I got pretty busy with stuff and didn't do laundry for like 2 weeks...Kyle came up to me and said, "I don't have any underwear or any shorts and I don't know what happened!"

One time Kyle and I were having chocolate milk together. I commented on how he drinks his sooo fast. I like to enjoy mine and taste it before I swallow it. Kyle replied with, "I'm not a hamster or a rabbit...I don't put it in all my cheeks and orifices. I am a man and I just drink it."

I asked Kyle for something once. He told me, "If you give an inch a moose, the muffin is a mile away." I think I know what he meant.

After purchasing a coyote call, Kyle said, "Where are we going to live so that I can tease coyotes with my calls and voice?"

Kyle was doing dishes once and I asked why he wasn't using a sponge or scrubber. He told me that, "My hands are like a soapy sponge...they just clean everything!"

Kyle and I were eating some really big hamburgers for dinner once, and all of my condiments kept falling off. Of course, I kept putting them back on. Kyle, having finished his five min ago said, "What are you doing to your hamburger? Just eat the poor thing!"

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Saturday, December 31, 2011

Emerson - Mommy's Nose is Scary! (Original)

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